Because this really couldn't wait (AKA Scorpion Bowl)

I have yet to try it, but I'm pretty sure this will enable "time travel"

A drink often found in Chinese restaurants, The Scorpion Bowl:

INGREDIENTS

• 3 cups crushed ice
• 2 fluid ounces gin
• 1 fluid ounce dark rum
• 2 fluid ounces 151 proof rum
• 2 fluid ounces light rum
• 2 fluid ounces vodka
• 2 fluid ounces grenadine syrup
• 8 fluid ounces fresh orange juice
• 10 fluid ounces pineapple juice
• 3 fluid ounces fresh lemon juice (optional)
• 4 pineapple chunks
• 8 maraschino cherries

(from allrecipes.com)

Pour all ingredients over the crushed ice and serve...in a bowl